Invasion Of The Body Snatchers

I'm just a mere shadow of my former self.

I'm not sure when I became someone else. I also don't remember when the pod outside my bedroom window disappeared. It was there for such a long time. Maybe it's just coincidence, but when the pod was outside my window, I was this non-conformist anti-establishment type of guy. I railed against group-think. I refused to buy any product that began with an "I-". I was an iconoclast.

Now that's all changed. I write this blog using Blogger. I use Webmaster Tools, Feedburner, Alerts and Analytics to manage it. I use Reader to collect my RSS feeds. I switched my email from Verizon to Gmail. I use Calendar. It's my browser's homepage. You can find my recent pictures on Picasa.

Two weeks ago, I bought a Droid. Now the circle is complete....I'm a Google Tool.

It's too late for me ... heed my warning ... you can still turn back now while you're still yourself.

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
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